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purchas1971
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Posted: 26 Apr 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: a couple of puzzlers
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1) why doesnt glue stick to the bottle
2)If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
3) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?
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Posted: 26 Apr 2005 11:06 pm Post subject:
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i dont know
why you asking me this ?????
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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ade t
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Posted: 26 Apr 2005 11:07 pm Post subject:
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a)what do plain clothes policeman wear off duty?
b)do wasps poo?
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Posted: 26 Apr 2005 11:25 pm Post subject:
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How does a ugly duckling turn into a swan ?
If its a duckilng it should turn into a feckin duck
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flat4mundo
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 01:57 am Post subject:
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q3
square boxes are easier to manufacture than a round one
and dirty iligal imagrants dont have to think when they are folding them up when you have bought a pizza from them on the way home after a night on the tiles
why does toast allway land butter side down
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splitscreencharlie
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 04:17 am Post subject:
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If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound????
how does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?????
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craggle
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 08:36 am Post subject:
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dazza:
How does a ugly duckling turn into a swan ?
If its a duckilng it should turn into a feckin duck
dont wanna piss on your fire but its from the ugly duckling story, where it was thought it was a duck etc etc.
Pedantic I know but theres always one
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erm yes.
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Samage
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 09:56 am Post subject: Re: a couple of puzzlers
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Quote:
Originally posted by purchas1971:
1) why doesnt glue stick to the bottle
Sorry to ruin this one as well, but glue only sticks stuff when it reacts with air, causing it to harden. In an airtight bottle it can't react so stays un-sticky. If you leave the lid off, then it WILL stick inside the bottle.
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Dazza
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 10:01 am Post subject:
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Quote:
Originally posted by craggle:
dont wanna piss on your fire but its from the ugly duckling story, where it was thought it was a duck etc etc.
Pedantic I know but theres always one
So why does the story start there once was an ugly duckling and not there once was an ugly signet that thought it was a duckling
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 10:19 am Post subject:
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dazza:
So why does the story start there once was an ugly duckling and not there once was an ugly signet that thought it was a duckling
Nice one m8
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purchas1971
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:07 pm Post subject:
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Special Olympics?
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:23 pm Post subject:
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Quote:
Originally posted by purchas1971:
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Special Olympics?
Plain sick!!
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:36 pm Post subject:
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Special olympics.
now thats a great song by Stephen lynch if you get chance to hear it
lmfao
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