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dubman1972
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:36 pm    Post subject: NO WAY M8

pulled up at some traffic lights in telford yesterday and some lad in a delivery van pulled up at the side of us said to me "nice van "i said "cheers m8" he said "i'll give you 3 grand for it " i said "no way m8

THIS IS MY LIFE YOU ARE TRYIN TO BUY"

but coxy and some of the boys know wot i paid for her and that isn't a bad profit in 4 months

but dublady would string me up by the bollocks so it ain't worth the pain
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Toad
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:41 pm    Post subject:

could that be taken as cheek, or a compliment, or an insight to road rage


"3 grand" steps out of van
"i'll give you 3 grand, blood, sweat, tears, emotion pure raw and rusty"
opens nearside door of protaganist and proceeds to beat passenger with wing mirror.
"i welded that damn van, removed rusty stuck bolts, banged thumbs, grazed hands. ruined clothes with unsuspected oil."
starts to walk round to drivers side as the car is pulling away, thorws mirror thru drivers side window knocking out said driver.
"This is a bad day to cheapen my lifes work friend, a bad bad day"





excert from my next screenplay titled "the renovation"


:¬)
phew glad thats out of my system.
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dubman1972
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 07:54 pm    Post subject:

no it was a compliment as i paid a third of that price and all i have done is put some petrol in

oh and the £150 it cost me for the mot
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Gadgetboy
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 08:30 pm    Post subject:

I had a guy try to buy my van at the volksworld show 2 years ago . He was dripping in Armani clothes and gold bits and bobs . My best mate walked off saying he didnt want to see how it turned out.

So far my bus (See Avatar ) stands me at alot of money Ive always had her and I may one day part with her I SAID I may. But shes been a Huge part of my life for the last 5 years .

Why do Cheeky Bastards think if theyve got cash they can just buy someones baby/lovechild/obsession............
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no worries
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 09:25 pm    Post subject:

well done dubman. thinkin about what wifey would do to u
if ya got rid of ya bus dont bare thinkin about
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villawagen
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 09:39 pm    Post subject:

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Originally posted by Gadgetboy:
I had a guy try to buy my van at the volksworld show 2 years ago . He was dripping in Armani clothes and gold bits and bobs . My best mate walked off saying he didnt want to see how it turned out.

So far my bus (See Avatar ) stands me at alot of money Ive always had her and I may one day part with her I SAID I may. But shes been a Huge part of my life for the last 5 years .

Why do Cheeky Bastards think if theyve got cash they can just buy someones baby/lovechild/obsession............


gadgetboy looking at your avatar i now realise who you are
i have to say i have admired your bus for years, i fucking love it, and i want it real bad. i would even offer you my arse for it and i aint bent but if you ever do feel like getting rid of it, during a complete mental breakdown or somthing i would seriously be interested
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Coxy
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 09:48 pm    Post subject:

It is, without a doubt, the second coolest bay in the Country!!
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villawagen
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Posted: 28 Apr 2005 09:51 pm    Post subject:

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Originally posted by Coxy:
It is, without a doubt, the second coolest bay in the Country!!


and the first is the villawagen by any chance ?
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