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Old 09-03-2007, 09:28 AM   #1
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do you think they are trying to tell me something!!??

over the last 4 days i have suddenly started getting emails saying

gain and extra 2-3 inches
women want more

you get the jist, well hmm last time i checked i was female .............

*goes off to check again*
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Old 09-03-2007, 09:36 AM   #2
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I've certainly gained an extra 2 or 3 inches

This woman wants less
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Old 09-03-2007, 09:36 AM   #3
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you should try being a bloke and getting the extra intelligence and viagra ones

so basically they are calling people a thick limp dicked idiot
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:15 AM   #4
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well im not sure but

maybee tehre hoping you will pass it on to your boyfreind and he may be interested in gaining a few more inches maybee its a new marketing ploy
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:18 AM   #5
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maybee its a new marketing ploy
Yeah, for divorce lawyers
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:26 AM   #6
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good one lol
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Old 09-03-2007, 02:08 PM   #7
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I get them all the time. I just reply saying "No thanks, 3 1/2's enough for anyone."
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Old 09-03-2007, 03:30 PM   #8
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I get them all the time. I just reply saying "No thanks, 3 1/2's enough for anyone."
But some girls don't like it that wide...
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Old 09-03-2007, 06:43 PM   #9
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But some girls don't like it that wide...
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Old 09-03-2007, 06:52 PM   #10
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i keep getting one for bigger tits, as if my man boob's aint big enuff already !
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