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19-09-2008, 11:27 PM   #1
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why men dont write advice columns

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't
believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad
passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard
and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.
When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he
was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why
neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd
been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
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19-09-2008, 11:43 PM   #2
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20-09-2008, 08:17 AM   #4
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I don't see what the problem is here, that is good sound advice!
 

20-09-2008, 08:23 AM   #5
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20-09-2008, 08:33 AM   #6
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If I'd have wrote the reply I would have added the following:

Lady, you should have taken your clothes off and joined in. It's every mans dream to have a threesome with two women. Next time this happens, think about your husbands needs and don't be so selfish.
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20-09-2008, 10:31 AM   #8
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so whats so funny?
sound advice there
but id check the was petrol in the tank first
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DOOEY
If I'd have wrote the reply I would have added the following:

Lady, you should have taken your clothes off and joined in. It's every mans dream to have a threesome with two women. Next time this happens, think about your husbands needs and don't be so selfish.

Cracking mate, reckon you should take over as problem page guru on here!!
 

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