I just want to put the record straight.
Broseley people r not wierd (sum r) ok..... thinking about it most r a little strange
The webbed feet worked well to cross the river, until sum dam straight toed twat build a bloody bridge and why was that????? To rape and pillage our animals and break up our big happy family
We dont hav wicker man festivals hear (anymore) thay are more like
eeeeerrrrrrr wicker man partys?????
If any of you straight toes want to come and visit our little town feel free. you will love it that much
we wont let you go
Thanks i just wanted to get that off my chest
Uncle Simon