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24-09-2008, 04:26 PM   #1
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I Saw This And Thought Of You Lot....

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'




'No,the fucking gates'



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24-09-2008, 06:11 PM   #2
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24-09-2008, 07:15 PM   #3
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Why do seagulls have wings?





So they can beat the gypsies to the tip!!
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24-09-2008, 09:07 PM   #4
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25-09-2008, 05:33 PM   #5
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25-09-2008, 08:20 PM   #6
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26-09-2008, 12:17 PM   #7
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nice one.
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28-09-2008, 08:47 PM   #8
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