No sex tonight?
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> >
> > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
> >
> > differ so much.
> >
> >
> > And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
> >
> >
> > I have never figured out why men think with their head and
> >
> > women with their heart.
> >
> >
> > FOR EXAMPLE
> >
> > One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
> >
> > bed.
> >
> >
> > Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
> >
> > "I don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me."
> >
> > I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
> >
> > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
> >
> > hear..."You're just not
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> > in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy
> >
> > your physical needs as a man."
> >
> >
> > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
> >
> > love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
> >
> > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
> >
> > sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
> >
> > time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at
> > a
> >
> > big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
> >
> > tried on several different very expensive outfits.
> >
> >
> > She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just
> >
> > buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so
> > I
> >
> > said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery
> >
> > department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
> >
> > Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
> >
> > was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing
> >
> > me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
> >
> > how to play tennis.
> >
> > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
> >
> >
> > honey."
> > She
> > was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
> >
> > said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could
> >
> > hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
> > like
> >
> > it."
> >
> >
> > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
> >
> > baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want
> >
> > you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
> >
> > financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
> >
> > shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
> >
> > was going to kill me, I added,
> >
> > "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
> >
> > things I buy you?"
> >
> >
> > Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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