Why do so many homosexual men seem to have a fat, gobby tart as a pet? And why does every fat, gobby tart crave her very own gayer?
It's a puzzling sociological phenomenon, and I'd be fascinated to hear an explanation.
Is it a symbiosis because the hag flatters her gayer by telling him how fabulous he is, while the gayer is the only male who will look beyond the hag's physical deficiencies and see what a "laugh" she is?
"Eeh, he's my best friend, he's a gay you know, he's so beautiful, such a waste etc, hahahahahaha." Fuck off back to your pink bedroom full of Forever Friends bears you kebab-munching dullard.